What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Because it's month of August.

What do you think about a sister's love?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Tea ?

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What are some best sources of great porn?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink

What was the worst decision you ever did?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : I'm 24.

Has anyone who has been a victim of a narcissist made contact with the other victims of the narcissist? Did it help to confirm what you suspected about the narcissists?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Do girls ever miss their first love?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Sure.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : Thank you.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.